Futurama

Uses For A Hacker

By Smiley

After some moron hacked TLZ, Smiley delighted us with two great pieces of Fan Art: Hacker Profile, and Bender's use for a Hacker. They were sooo good, that a short while later, this section was born. Originally called "101 Uses for a Hacker", it kept expanding after the 101-use mark, and now houses several hundred uses, most of them user-suggested (if you have an idea for an use, scroll to the bottom of this page for a submission form). There were critics toward this section. Here's a special reply to critics.

726. Lois Griffin's New Babysitter
725. Dart Board
724. Cat Toy
723. Brain and Stewie's Party Crashers
722. Star Wars Hairstylist
721. British Zombie
720. Yellow Snow Addict
719. Toad Addicts
718. Pokemon Hunter
717. Ataru's Co-Pilot
716. Crappy Atari Game Sprites
715. Minnesota Snowblower
714. Powerpuff Brother
713. Queer Duck's Dating Horror Story
712. Krusty's First "Sideshow"
711. Hotaru Tomoe's Plaything
710. Olsen "Trip"let
709. Sailor Saturn's Plaything
708. Zapp's Footstool
707. Barflies at Moe's
706. Toulouse-Lautrec's Model
705. German Expressionism
704. 1980's Hair
703. Blinky's Mate
702. Auto Fuse
701. Auto Jack
700. Tasteless Cartoon Parody
699. Spacecraft Refueling Trainee
698. Gang Initiate
697. Long Lost Third Mario Brother "Lucky"
696. Ratbert's Little Aides
695. Elbonian Network Tech and Pig Farmer
694. Zapp's Cosmetic Surgeons
693. Zapp's Personal Archivist
692. Zapp's Laundry Officer
691. Zapp's Webcam
690. Tamagotchi
689. Woodpecker Bait
688. Legos
687. Scary New Cubicle Mate
686. Shark Dentist
685. Shark Chew Toy
684. The Next Wrath of...
683. Peter's Failed Toy Design
682. Stewie's Last Pediatrician
681. Ranting PETA and Animal Liberation Front Trash
680. My Little Horkey
679. Blinky Food
678. Spongeboob S*****pants
677. New Saturday Cartoon Logo
676. Sailor Black Hole
675. Spice Girl Spawn
674. Bush Supporter
673. Moononite Hooker
672. End of "The Great Pumpkin"
671. Slobbering Jeff Goldblum Fans
670. Leela Hentai
669. Strongbad's Torture Victims Who Misspell Repeetedli
668. Ooy's Evil Twin Brother
667. Homestar Runner's Evil Twin Dungflare
666. Soldiers of the Beast!!
665. Boy George Costume Designer
664. New New Kids On the Block
663. Axel Rose's New Band
662. "Thriller" Music Video Zombie
661. Maximillian Pegasus's Last Butler
660. The Posses of Vanilla Ice, Gerardo and MC Hammer
659. Motley Crew "Roadies"
658. One of The Purple One's "Harem"
657. Steve Perry Replacement for Journey
656. Devo Video Extra
655. The New Brundlefly
654. Wong Family Servant Applicants
653. Iowa Hog Lot Workers
652. Acupuncture Tester
651. The Illinois Nazis
650. Paul Kersay's Next Victim
649. Happy Tree Family Victim
648. General Specific's New Privates
647. The Scary Door Morality Fable
646. Brain Slug Searchers
645. Bird Breeder
644. Cupid Water Fountain
643. Spitting Angel Fountain
642. Rabies Vaccine Tester
641. Bookmark
640. Omicronian Spacecraft Air Freshener
639. Moonies
638. Fairy Oddparent Trainee
637. Vicky's Blind Date From Hell
636. Cosmo and Wanda Screw Ups
635. Veronica Lodge's Gigilo
634. Hula Hoop
633. Zoidy's Club Sandwich
632. Egg Beater
631. Beer Coaster
630. Coney 3K Island Hot Dog Meat
629. Crappy Cereal Box Prize
628. Coffea Filters
627. Starbuck's Latte Master 3000
626. Nudist Colony Activity Coordinator
625. Nude Posers For Charity Calendar
624. Troll Under the Bridge
623. Serial Virus Bear
622. Little Miss Hacker and Red Riding Spam
621. Beanie Baby Reject
620. Strawberry Cupcake's Rejected Friend
619. Suction Cup Window Dollies
618. Kerobero's Fiancee
617. X-play Intern
616. Zombie Theatre
615. AOL Spammer
614. Attack Of The Killer Wire Coat Hangers
613. Vacuum Cleaner Bag
612. Garbage Disposal
611. Flagpole
610. Auot Hammer With Nailgun
609. Grout
608. Spackle
607. Lazy Webmaster Who Never Updates Spackle
606. Nivan.net Evil Guy
605. Inspector Gadget's New Arch Enemy
604. Inspector Gadget's Evil Twin
603. Inspector Gadget's Training Dummy
602. Seaquest DSV Crew Member Torpedoes
601. The He-Man Hacker Hater's Club
600. MacGyver's Ultimate Challenge
599. Miss Bellum's "Temp"
598. The "Seinfeld" Cellmates
597. Charlton Heston's Practice Target
596. Michael Jackson's Adopted Offspring
595. Wardrobe Mishap for Janet Jackson
594. Rimmer's Newest Scutter Assistant
593. Kelly Bundy's Latest "Loser" Boyfriend
592. Trump'$ © Apprentice
591. Another Pain For Lennie Briscoe ©
590. Phoebe's © Blind Date From
589. Joey's © New Co-Star
588. Phoebe's © New Song
587. Joey's © "Butt Double"
586. Ross and Rachel's © Blind Dates
585. Phoebe's © Song Inspiration
584. Kodos and Kang's "Former" Assistant
583. Lisa Simpson's Perpetual Motion Machine
582. Fry's Ex-Ex-... Husband!!??
581. Kitty Litter
580. Seth Brundle's Failed Results
579. Homemade Crack
578. Bender's Old Debugger
577. Doraemon's Latest Gadget Victim
576. Chess Game Referee between Nobita & Milhouse
575. Royal Canadian Mounted Yaks with Ren Hoek, Stimpson J. Cat
574. Seth Brundle's Failed "Experiment"
573. Robot Jones'© New Arch Nemesis
572. GIR's© Squeezy Toy
571. Planeload a Hackers/Trainload a Spammers©
570. Splatterhouse© Fry
569. Saddam's New Cell-mate
568. Inez Wong's Unwanted Pregnancy
567. Babysitter For Amy's Baby Brother Watts Wong
566. One of Kikyo's© Stolen Souls
565. Hacker Virus Teacher
564. Quagmire's© Soul Mate-Bot from the Future
563. Kif's Other Midwife
562. Flyswatter
561. Brain Drug Damage Tester
560. Bender's DeBugger
559. K.I.T.T.'s © OTHER evil twin hovercar
558. All 500 Put Together!
557. A Personal Message from the "Ponytail"!!
556. Kif's Stress Management Toy
555. Darwin's Evidence for DE-Evolution
554. Dr. Drakken's © Replacement
553. Global Warming Nay-sayers
552. Dogbert's © Partner in World Domination
551. donurGOG's first faerie date
550. MSn Caterpillar
549. Kleenex ©
548. 1965 Argentine "Martian" Kidnap Victim
547. "Old Martian" Bride
546. Princess Romelle DeVille's Battle Wagon
545. Troy McClure's Understudy
544. The Brady's Other Annoying Cousin
543. Bart and Lisa's Other "Psycho Babysitter"
542. Lupin3's Arresting Agent
541. Speed Racer Crash Victim
540. White Dude in a Spike Lee film
539. Grandpa Simpson's new love
538. Talking heads nobody wants to listen to
537. Emmy Award Judge
536. Packing Foam
535. Poison Tribute Band
534. Ghostbusters Equipment Test Subject
533. Yu-Gi-Oh! Crap Cards
532. Prince Lotor's Concubines
531. Hunting Decoy
530. Killbot Target Adjustment
529. Slappy Squirrel's Latest Nemesis
528. McBain Movie Villian
527. Illegal US Immigrant in California
526. Anchor
525. Fry's Embarrasing Relatives
524. Crap Art Victim
523. Bongo Comics Group Excess Brush Color Remover
522. Kirk VanHouten's New Wife
521. Dr. Evil's New Ally OddClod
520. Jack Tripper's New Landlord
519. Omicronian Banquet Appetizer
518. DDR Dancer
517. Micheal Jackson's Offspring Babysitter
516. Hedge Clippers
515. Goa'Ulo Host
514. Leela and Gary The Rat's Mistake
513. Calculon's Costar
512. Madonna's Costume Designer
511. Were Teddy Bear Chow
510. The Professor's Urologist
509. Leela's Earrings
508. Karen's New Roomie on Will and Grace 3000
507. The 8th, 9th and 10th Little Duffs
506. Catbert's New Plaything
505. Test Subject for Prof Farnsworth's New Mutagent Fluid
504. Time Transported Roman Gladiator Fighter
503. Ferrari Crash Test Dummy
502. T-rex Breeder
501. South Park Satan's New Lover
500. Leela Clone
499. South Park Chef's Latest and Tastiest "Confection"
498. Homsar's Translator
497. Mercurian Gas Station Employee
496. Sailor Moon Test Subject
495. Leela Naked
494. The Money Hungry, Well-to-do, Corporate and "Royal" Human Filth Who Abuse Power and Position over Fellow Mankind
493. Outdated Bending-bot Model
492. Crappy Discount Wedding Singer
491. Amy and Kif's Mistake
490. Michael Moore's Next Documentary Subject
489. Cheese Grator
488. Coverdale's Ego Tamer
487. Prison Officer
486. David Beckham FANatic
485. Tony Hawk Skateboard
484. California Governor's Opponent
483. TV Stand
482. Leela's Embarrassing Relations
481. "Bullit 3000" Crash Double
480. G-force Modders
479. Harry Potter's New Nemesis
478. Fox Lawyer or Loser?
477. Harpo Marx's Straight Man
476. Leela 2's Censor
475. Leela 2's First Boyfriend
474. Poppler Chow
473. Rick Hunter's Substitute for Lynn Minmay
472. Jar Jar's Relatives
471. Adam Sandler Screenwriter
470. Grand Theft Auto Vice City
469. Bumblebee Man's Assistant
468. Predator Bait
467. Endangered Species Poacher
466. Fritz the Cat's Love Slave
465. Crazy Cousin Sogg Fry
464. US Gas Guzzling Polution Crap
463. Greedy Pro-dollar Idiots
462. Human Transport
461. Tobacco Company Rep
460. Hot Sauce Tester
459. Puke Tester with Marilyn Manson
458. Inuyasha's Sword-play Sparring Partners
457. Scruffy's Temp Replacement
456. Admiral Kutnesov Arrestor Cables
455. Unfortunate White Russian Victim
454. Lance's Anger Therapy Buddy
453. Brendon Small's Choice of Blind Date for Coach McGlurk
452. Buffet Appetizer
451. Team Rocket Trainee
450. Earthworm Jim Nemesis
449. Law and Order Defendant
448. Usagi's Primal Scream Therapist
447. Cubert's First Girlfriend
446. Really Cheap Ugly European Auto
445. Mr Burns' Guard Dog and...
444. Waylan Smithers' Ex-lover
443. Geraldo's Mistake
442. Spinal Tap Drummer
441. Steve Tyler of Aerosmith Stand-in
440. Generic Slurm Queen
439. Clinton Talk Show Co-host and Headsitter
438. New New York City Avant Garde Art Work
437. Battlecat Attendants
436. Little Prince's Asteroid Keeper
435. StarCraft Marine (Leandro's Draft Version)
434. G Dubya's Secretary
433. Blood Donor
432. Patty & Selma's Toe Nail Clipper
431. Neopet
430. Constipated Starlet's Head
429. Nibbler's Dentist
428. Poochie's Co-Star
427. Live Bat Substitute
426. Skinner & Krabapple's Mistake
425. Marge Simpson's Plastic Surgeon
424. Kenny's Stunt Double
423. Nelson Muntz's Punching Bags
422. Axis of Evil Experiment
421. Saddam's Stress Relief Toy
420. Kif's Evil Ex-girlfriend
419. Cartoon Network Censor
418. Psychotic Namm Namms©
417. Urd's© Object Of Desire
416. Negaverse© Lackey
415. Jack The Ripper's Next Victim
414. Oral Contraceptive
413. Bad Slash Fan Fiction Author
412. Red Guy's© Tormentor
411. Bad Anime Dub Voice
410. Sewertube
409. Planet Express Janitor
408. Comic Book Guy's© Bride
407. Celebrity "Roastee" at Kodos and Kang's©
406. Johnny Bravo's© Blind Date
405. Beavis & Butthead's© Stupid Sex Toy
404. Barb Streisand's Ego Caretaker
403. Futurama's© (The False Maria) Repairman
402. Sanrio© Reject
401. Spike Mulligan's Frankenstein Monster
400. George Dubya's Bitch
399. One Bad Movie Full of Lousy Extras
398. Bender Laser Tester
397. Transformer© Reject
396. New Boots for Leela
395. Rap Music Video Dancer
394. Scooby Snack©
393. Sven's© Girlfriend
392. Skeletor's© Stunt Double
391. Maggie Simpson's© Pacifier
390. Evil Smurf©
389. Q's New Invention©
388. Aspirine Overdose (Special Guest: Louvia 777)
387. Loser Band Manager (Smiley's explanation of this Use)
386. Kif's Replacements
385. Boot Black with Juliet A
384. Time Traveller's Test of Middle Age Chivalry with Laylauneok and Minicanin
383. War Missile Casualty
382. Nasty Fan of Chelsea FC with Jennifer M
381. Smiley's Front Man for Unhappy Underused Leela Zone Characters
380. Spike Spiegal's Next Bounty© with Nurdbot©
379. Mortadelo's© Lost Brothers
378. Postman Pat's© New Assistant
377. Mantis© Munchies
376. Flat Spin Performers
375. Luis Filipe Madeira Caeliro Figo's Best Friend
374. Earth Core Voyager
373. Joe Millionaire "Ho"
372. Robson and Van Gaal's Head Hairdresser
371. Keiichi and Belldandy's© Daughter Keybimbo
370. Dexter & Deedee's Older Sister Doo-dah
369. His© Neck Scarf
368. Pikachu©
367. Target Drones
366. Trotsky's Revenge on Stalin
365. The Powerpuff Girls'© Science Teacher
364. Electronic Billboard Repairmen
363. Sembei Norimaki's© Lab Assistant
362. Arale's© Punching Ball
361. HIS Manager
360. Frankenstein Monster Parts
359. Hornet Groomer
358. White House Junior Executive
357. Sub-sewer Mutant Ambassador
356. Scratchy's Stunt Double
355. Walt, Gunther, Ignar's Stress-Relief Toys
354. Pit Bull De-ticker
353. EF-2000 Typhoon© OS Programmer II
352. Morbo's Personal Assistant
351. Planetary Meteor Warning System
350. EF-2000 Typhoon© OS Programmer I
349. Leela's Bra
348. Leela's Toe Rings
347. Anna Nicole Smith's Bra Designer
346. Stunt Double for Tentacle Scene in La Blue Girl
345. Robot Exhaust Lighters
344. Mom's New Love
343. Fruit Cake
342. Mold
341. Manson Microphone
340. Enrique Iglesias's Lead Vocalist
339. Lawn Mower
338. Mikey's Next Victim
337. Rivaldo Vitor Borba Ferreria Victor's Manager
336. Spiderbait
335. Special Ops vs. Amazonians
334. Snu-Snu Toy
333. Anti-Matter Catalyst
332. Hildi© Victim
331. Sir Elton's Costume Designer
330. Athlon XP© Cooling Fanv
329. RMS Titanic Explorer
328. Barney Gumble's Coffea Supplier
327. Paul Gasol's Mistake
326. Russian Carrier Propulsion
325. Victims of Gort's Football Fever
324. Teenie (Tiny) Sex
323. Norbita's© Sensei
322. Doraemon's© Girlfriend
321. Sakura Kinomoto's© Costume Designer
320. Plasma Xmoo Rival
319. Blender Tester
318. Doraemon's© Weapon Supplier
317. José María Aznar's Head Sitter
316. FOX Plaza "Die-Hard" Terrorist
315. Shin Chan's© Wife
314. The 2nd Husband of the 50 Foot Cyclops
313. Kif Kroker's Lamaze Coach
312. Ceiling Fan
311. A Washu©, Forrester© and Farnsworth "Production"
310. Nurdbot's Target Practise
309. European Gardeners
308. A Ninja Victim
307. Jedi Lightsabre Dummies in MG Hell©
306. Tomahawk Missile© Programmer
305. SS Enterprise© Pressure Suit Checkers
304. Disney Flub-up Victims
303. Lum© and Ataru's© Son
302. Jon's© Girlfriend
301. Toyota Supra3k Test Brakes (with 'Leadfoot' Frygirl)
300. Stolkhom Solar Panel
299. Roadhole Filler
298. Kevin Spencer's© Ex-Brother
297. A George Stark© Victim
296. Dilbert's© Boss's Son
295. Email Worm Programmer
294. Cracker Practice
293. A Pacman©
292. Robbery Targets & Get A Life Dudes
291. Byrus© Victim
290. A Skelington Murder in Mystery of the Druids©
289. Heckler at Mom's Union of Robot Artists/Writers Anime-Con
288. Petronas Towers Window Cleaner
287. U.S. Diplomat to Afghanistan
286. Tux© Victims
285. Cossack Drummer
284. Spiderman© Trapped Villians
283. Cyanocrilate Tester (Plastic Glue Sniffer)
282. Satan Tormentors
281. Capt. Haddock's© Whisky Supplier
280. Enemy Samurai©
279. Oviedo Illegal Street Race Loser
278. European Central Bank President
277. Friend of Nixon's Head
276. Hitler's Bitch
275. Goldfinger© Victim
274. Casualty on Blue Submarine 6©
273. X-Wing Alliance Bad Guys
272. Microsoft© Tech Support
271. 'Great Race' Contestant
270. Lightspeed barrier tester
269. Louis Van Gaal's Evil Twin Brother
268. Hacktoid Combat Automaton©
267. Imperial Star Destroyer Fuel Cell
266. Ali G's 'Ho
265. Ripper Victim
264. Vegeta's© Training Dummy
263. MIG-29© Runway Cratering Accidents
262. Mojo Jojo's Latest Folly
261. B52© Payload
260. Le Votant de La Pen
259. Death Star Attackers
258. Cell Phone Radiation Tester
257. Árbitro en un Boca-River
256. A Malcolm©
255. Mob Informant
254. Piercing
253. Kagato's© Victim
252. Zoidberg's Bride
251. Mihoshi & Kiyone's© Gunner
250. Pikachu© Bait
249. Pretty Samy© Victim
248. Teething Trouble Target
247. Cannonball Catcher
246. Anime Basher
245. TLZ Web... What? Again!?
244. The Latest James Bond© Villian
243. Underground Mutant Lake Victims
242. Micro Machines© Driver
241. Pole Vaulter
240. Faux's© Weapons Keeper
239. Gundam© Victim
238. MSTer
237. Gorgack's© Padewan
236. Member of the Romanov Royal Entourage
235. Leela's Breakfast
234. Tweety©
233. One Baaaaaaad Stormtrooper©
232. Bureaucracy Line Guard
231. Nuku-Nuku's Toy
230. Asterolf Diva Druidgirl's Latest Divot
229. Brick
228. Waitress at Moe's©
227. Awka© & Sakuya©'s Basher
226. Bad Sports Chairman
225. Ryoko's© Earliest Victim
224. Brittany Spears Bitch
223. Corporate Raider
222. Uninvited Party Line Crasher
221. An Insidious New Digimon©
220. Rabid Brittany Spears Fan
219. Nurdbot Challenger
218. Leela's Breast Implants
217. Unusual Drowning Victims
216. T.I.E. Fighter Pilots
215. Fry and Leela Having Sex (Requested 31447 times)
214. X-Mas Tree
213. McEnroe's Tennis Racket
212. McEnroe's 'Chair' Contestant
211. Nurdbot's© Sister's Boyfriend
210. Suicide Booth Tester
209. Personnel Help
208. A Freelance Censor for U.K. Channel 4
207. Little Washu's© Guinea Pig
206. A Goomba©
205. Killbot Victim
204. The 3rd Unpopular Mario Brother
203. Bad Tenchi Muyo Fan Fiction Author
202. AT AT© Test Subjects
201. Noise Kill Victim
200. Mr. Satan Fan
199. Sailor Senshi's© Training Dummy
198. Aeka's© Guardian
197. Teenie Bopper-Boy Band Victim
196. Santabot's Torture Test
195. Crazy Hermit Man
194. Robot Martial Arts Tournement Sheild
193. Quinn's "Spare" Date
192. Husband of the 50 ft. Cyclops
191. Murdoc's© Winnebago Carjacker
190. Murdoc's© Satanic Sacrifice
189. Sailor Uranus's Practice Target
188. B-Senshi's© (Sailor Venus's) Target Practice
187. Z-Senshi's© (Sailor Pluto) Practice Target
186. Sailor Jupiter's Practice Target
185. Zapp Brannigan's Hernia Truss
184. Sarlacc© Toothbrush
183. Osama Bin Laden
182. Harry Potter© Fans
181. Malcolm In The Middle© Fans
180. Slurm Delivery People
179. Idiotic Terrorist
178. C.P.R. Dummy
177. Goku's Workout Bag
176. Sephiroth Victim
175. Comic Book Guy's Prescription Pants
174. Akane's Malleting Partner
173. D.O.O.P. Intern
172. Happosai's Love Slave
171. A New Galactic Police Partner
170. A Snack for Cell
169. T.L.Z. Layout Designers
168. Loch Ness Divers
167. Tesla Coil Tester
166. Erroneous Radio Slogan Victims
165. Death Star Target Practice
164. Nut Cracker
163. Jurassic Park III Tourist
162. Exhaust Pipe
161. Prostitute
160. An 'Oops' for Kiyone
159. Youma Stunt Double for Sailor Moon
158. Railroad Bridge
157. Masaki Tenchi Stunt Double
156. Skydiver 2999
155. The Tequila Bottle Worm
154. Weakest Link on the "Weakest Link"
153. Big Brother 2995 Contestant
152. Halloween Mask
151. Stooge
150. Mom's Takeover Targets
149. Road Cone
148. Parachute
147. Vader's Sparring Partner
146. Tennis Racquet
145. Oxygen Locator
144. Bowling Ball
143. Intergalactic "Boot Camp" Contestant for Fox 3000
142. Leela Giving Head
141. Tuba
140. Coffin Tester
139. Telemarketers & Spammers
138. Oral Hygiene Instrument
137. Soylent Cola Ingredient
136. Tampa Bay Devil Ray Fanatic
135. Prehistoric Feminist Targets
134. Inflateable Waterbed Mattress
133. Holocaust Victims
132. Nuclear Generator
131. Blindmatch Cryo-Groom
130. Rocket Hood Ornament
129. A Pokémon Missile Defense Test Target
128. A New Pokémon Character
127. Celebrity Death Match Roastees
126. Zapp's Sex Toy
125. Bondage Slave
124. Flag Pole
123. Windscreen Wiper Blade
122. Guess! (with Bill Gates)
121. The New Crocodile Hunter
120. Newer and Bluer Meanies
119. Blaster Practice Targets
118. Audio Tester
117. Stew
116. Godzilla's New Victim
115. The Playground "Worm Eater"
114. Sideshow Freak
113. Earth's President
112. One For the X-Files
111. Wilson the Volleyball
110. Kif Kroker's Analyst
109. Alkazar's Wife
108. XFL Player
107. Godzilla's Target Practice
106. Fox Network Emissary to "Futurama" Fans
105. Florida Presidential Vote Counter
104. Substitute for the Ball Dropped in Times Square New Year's Eve
103. Ugly High School Football Mascot
102. Big Bubba's 'Wife' in Cell Block F3
101. Absolutely Nothing!
100. One of Hitler's Henchmen
99. Polar Bears' Dinner
98. Jabba The Hutt's Buffet
97. Fertilizer
96. Toilet 3000 Model HKR.
95. Suicide Pilots Against Omicronian Star Destroyers
94. Random Video Game Enemy
93. Rental Granny
92. Mop
91. Trisolian Emporers
90. Muhammed Ali Punching Bag
89. Slot Machine
88. Death Row Inmate
87. Assistant to George Bush Jr's Head
86. Guillotine Candidate
85. Brannigan's New Recruit
84. Anonymous Murder Victim
83. Sex Toy for the Women of Amazonia
82. Grenade
81. Tax Deliquency Example
80. The Naked Crusader
79. Delivery Boy/Girl
78. CH.4 (UKTV) Censor
77. Vomit Bag
76. Power Generator
75. Debris
74. Moster Truck Target
73. Thanksgiving Turkey
72. Modern Art
71. The Wheel
70. About-To-Be-Ousted Dictator
69. Dave Lettermen's Top Ten Stupid Human List© Candidate
68. Omicron's Dinner
67. Jumper Cables
66. Toilet Plunger
65. Dart Board II
64. Acid Tester
63. Gas Detector
62. Leela's Slave
61. Dark Matter Replacements
60. Erotic Dancer
59. Golf Driving Range Target
58. Statue
57. Cannonball Catcher
56. Rocket Target Practice
55. Pole Vault Pole
54. Blernsball Bat
53. Bungee Cables
52. Zapp Brannigan Date
51. Yoko Ono fan
50. Keggler Pin
49. Lightning Rod
48. Keggler Ball
47. Pinball
46. Steam Roller Victim
45. Cannon Ball
44. Hair Scrunchie
43. Escape Artist
42. Fox Executive
41. Super Heroine Substitute
40. Toilet Paper
39. Borg
38. Date For Amy
37. Fuse
36. Lion Food
35. Ship's Torpedos
34. Defensive Counter Measures
33. Olympic Javelin Judge
32. 3000 Olympics Torch
31. Football
30. Red Shirted Ensigns
29. Survivor Contestant
28. Land Mine Detector
27. Teletubby
26. P.E. Cannon Calibrator
25. Wrecking Ball
24. Decoy
23. Electric Chair Tester
22. Lab Rat
21. Dildo
20. Nuclear Weapons Quality Tester
19. Pie Filling
18. Black Hole Explorer
17. Organ Donor
16. Lava Container
15. Scare Crow
14. Dart Board
13. Underwater Mallet
12. Foot Rest
11. Knife Sharpener ("R" rated version)
10. Nibbler's Breakfast
9. Speed Bump
8. Road Kill
7. Date for Daria
6. Crash Test Dummy
5. Grinder Tester
4. Shark Bait
3. Attack Dog Dummy
2. Party Balloon Pump
1. Pinata

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