Inferior Decorator, part 2 - Don't wanna live the perfect life
By Onuki
Anyone is enveloped in the morning sun
The Planet Express crew is in the conference room at the headquarters. Shunsuke is wearing his moderate red jacket, light gray shirt, moderate cerulean pants, light gray socks with pale light grayish phthalo blue stripe, & very dark gray shoes with light gray laces & amberish gray soles. Fry-A is wearing his brilliant crimson jacket, white shirt, brilliant cornflower blue pants, white socks, & crimsonish black shoes with light gray laces & amberish gray soles.
Farnsworth: Your assignment today is to give Planet Express a makeover. Remember that if you guys fight again, Shunsuke’s pants are going on the flagpole.
Hermes: Yay! I’m free! Better him than me.
They get to work. Shunsuke, Fry-A, Fry-1, Bender-A, & Bender-1 are waiting for Leela, Hermes, Amy, & Zoidberg to return. They walk into the room with a book of paint color samples.
Leela: Check out some of these colors!
Fry-A: I like the selection of blue!
Amy: Deep cerulean or brilliant cerulean? We want deep cerulean!
Bender-A: We want brilliant cerulean!
Shunsuke: We’ll decide with a game. Whoever wins gets their choice of paint.
They all agree. Shunsuke makes the game of mini golf appear in the room. Each group picks a member to swing. Bender-A & Hermes volunteer. After 4 rounds, they each fail. Hermes swings his golf club for the final round. The ball falls into the hole. His team cheers.
Leela, Hermes, Amy, & Zoidberg: Yay
!
Bender swings his golf club & misses.
Leela, Hermes, Amy, & Zoidberg hire additional interior decorators to design the headquarters. Shunsuke, Fry-A, Fry-1, Bender-A, & Bender-1 come up with an idea to make them quit. They enter the room the decorators are in.
Bender-A: OK you 3, we’re recording.
Shunsuke, Fry-A, & Fry-1 begin to take off their clothes starting with their jackets & shirts.
Decorator #1: Recording what?
Bender-1: We’re gonna record them having a threesome.
Decorator #2: We quit.
Shunsuke, Fry-A, & Fry-1’s pants fall to the floor, revealing their underwear, as the decorators leave. Shunsuke is wearing his light amberish gray briefs with goldish gray waistband. Fry-A is wearing his white briefs with light goldish gray waistband. Fry-1 is wearing his light goldish gray briefs with light yellowish gray waistband.
Bender-1: Still wanna record them?
Bender-A: OK.
Leela, Hermes, Amy, & Zoidberg discover the workers they hired have been replaced. They all get an idea after seeing 1 of Shunsuke’s CDs. They wear horns on their head & fake tails with a pointed arrow shape at the end to look like demons. They pick up whips & enter the room the decorators are in.
Leela: There they are! Get them!
They crack their whips.
Decorators: Aaaah! We quit!
The decorators run out of the headquarters.
Shunsuke, Fry-A, Fry-1, Bender-A, & Bender-1 discover the workers they hired are gone. They confront Leela, Hermes, Amy, & Zoidberg.
Bender-A: You scared our workers away, didn’t you?!
Hermes: So?! You scared away ours!
They all get into an intense argument. Farnsworth & Scruffy stop the fight.
Scruffy: *blows whistle*
Farnsworth: Look at this place! It's a mess! All because you can't agree on which color to use!
Bender-1: It’s their fault!
Hermes: No! It’s their fault!
Scruffy: 2nd! *blows whistle*
Farnsworth: Project failed! Shunsuke, give me your pants.
Shunsuke does so & his pants get hung on the flagpole by Scruffy.
Bender-A: I pledge allegiance to the pants of the United briefs wearer dork of Shunsuke Onuki.
Fry-A, Fry-1, Bender-1, Leela, Hermes, Amy, & Zoidberg all laugh at Bender's joke.
Farnsworth: There's only one way to settle this...
Planet Express is rebuilt & split down the middle. Leela, Hermes, Amy, & Zoidberg’s side has deep cerulean walls. Shunsuke, Fry-A, Fry-1, Bender-A, & Bender-1’s side has brilliant cerulean walls. There’s a wall dividing the 2 groups. Bender-A & Bender-1 are swinging on the flagpole with Shunsuke's pants.
Bender-A & Bender-1: BBLLLUUUUUUEEEEEEE PPPAAAAANNNNNTTTSSSSS!!!
They find Shunsuke with Fry-A & Fry-1 in the employee lounge. Fry-A, Fry-1, Bender-A, & Bender-1 team up & close in on pantsless Shunsuke for their favorite hobby. Fry-A gets behind subdued Shunsuke, grabs his underwear waistband, & yanks to his shoulder blades repeatedly.
Fry-A: Wedgie! Wedgie Shunsuke!
Fry-1 gets his turn.
Fry-1: Wedgie! Wedgie Shunsuke!
Bender-A & Bender-1 get their turns & cheer about the jokes they play on him.
They all carry him to the flagpole where his pants are & hang him from the rounded top by his underwear. Fry-A, Fry-1, Bender-A, & Bender-1 are all smiling & laughing.
They let him down & strip him down to his underwear. They repeat the many combinations of wedgies they give him & hang him again. Bender-A & Bender-1 recorded everything. Shunsuke is really embarrassed.
As the days went on, they kept trying to compete with each other. Shunsuke's pants are still on the flagpole. Until 1 day, they all decide to destroy the wall & become friends again. The Planet Express building is in shambles. Shunsuke gets his pants down from the flagpole.
Farnsworth: Oh No! Planet Express! RUINED!!!!
Leela: Don't worry, Professor, we'll fix it.
Amy: As a team, as friends.
Hermes: With a normal design.
The Planet Express building is rebuilt back to the way it was.
The next day, the Planet Express band is performing a retro-jazzy song. The song is used in commercials featuring the band for various products by Morinaga Dairy Industry (AKA “Morinaga Milk Industry”) bifidus yogurt.
Words & Music: SAITO Kazuyoshi
Produce & Arrangement: SAITO Kazuyoshi
Acoustic guitar: Bender Bending Rodriguez-A
Electric guitar: Bender Bending Rodriguez-1
Electric baritone guitar: Amy Wong
Mellotron: Hermes Conrad
Synthesizer: Hubert J. Farnsworth
Electric bass: Scruffy Scruffington
Drums: Shunsuke Yoshimura Onuki
Tambourine: Turanga Leela
Background vocals: John A. Zoidberg
Vocal & background vocals: Philip J. Fry-A & Philip J. Fry-1
Recording & Mixing Engineer: KUWANO Takamitsu (VICTOR STUDIO)
Recorded at VICTOR STUDIO, WESTSIDE STUDIO
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